What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 13:17

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
No way
Why do liberals think it is okay to steal votes while the rest of us obey the law(s)?
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Bowel Cancer in Young People Is Rising – Here's How to Reduce Your Risk - ScienceAlert
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
Why don't younger men like older women?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
The Cause of Alzheimer's Might Be Coming From Within Your Mouth - ScienceAlert
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why is Harley-Davidson dropping diversity initiatives after the right-wing anti-DEI campaign?
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Diddy trial day 18 recap: 2nd Combs victim concludes 'humiliating' cross-examination - ABC News
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
A 14-year-old created an app that detects heart disease almost instantly - Boy Genius Report
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
I Sampled All the Best Mushroom Gummies—Here’s What I Found - WIRED
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds