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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 13:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

No way

Why do liberals think it is okay to steal votes while the rest of us obey the law(s)?

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Bowel Cancer in Young People Is Rising – Here's How to Reduce Your Risk - ScienceAlert

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

Why don't younger men like older women?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

The Cause of Alzheimer's Might Be Coming From Within Your Mouth - ScienceAlert

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why is Harley-Davidson dropping diversity initiatives after the right-wing anti-DEI campaign?

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

My boyfriend always verbally abuse me and makes me cry. If I try to tell him how hurt I was, he says to me he loves me and can't hurt me but always abuse me. Why?

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

Diddy trial day 18 recap: 2nd Combs victim concludes 'humiliating' cross-examination - ABC News

They put up a sign reading

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

A 14-year-old created an app that detects heart disease almost instantly - Boy Genius Report

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

I Sampled All the Best Mushroom Gummies—Here’s What I Found - WIRED

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Father who killed 3 daughters was 'active dad' but the 'system failed' him, ex-wife's attorney says - ABC News

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

Am I the bitch for never wanting to talk to my sister again because of something she said while talking back to me?